I am a good daughter!

oh man... I was driving my car to work today and they had a funny discussion over the radio. They had people call in and talk about how they had pretended to attend college and collect money from their parents.

This is ridiculous! I couldn't believe people did this; and, I couldn't believe it happened so much!

All this time, I thought I was a bad daughter. True, I was lazy to an extent and my workload paled in comparison to that of my parents' childhood tribulations, but at least I didn't collect their hard earned cash while pretending to get an education.

That is grand theft!

This one girl would register for classes, have her parents pay, unregister for the classes, and finally, collect the cash. But, guess what she did with the money each time? She'd go get plastic surgery!
Her first operation was to get big boobs. Afterwards, she landed a classy job at the local hooters. At least she did not opt to become a stripper. Her parents have to be proud of her on that one!

See... all this time... I was a good girl. True, I did forge my parents signature for a bad grade... which couldn't have been lower than a B... and I DID get caught... ugh... my hand writing is only so good when I'm 6...