Tuesday, June 12, 2007

Exonerated

Last week, June 7th, I was on trial... I'm not kidding.

But, before you get to thinking that I'm a criminal, it was for a traffic violation, which I was found not guilty of.
So, I watched two trials before my own, and both individuals were found guilty very speedily...

I cross examined the police about his vantage point, sheet filling, etc, and lo and behold, my record was onces again crystal clear... it was for running a red light by the way. I was pretty damn convincing... so proud of myself afterwards... god, I'm so silly...

You know the said crime occurred some time two months ago, and truth be told, I'm not all that clear on what exactly happened. I think I ran a yellow; I don't think it was ever red?.. or maybe I didn't watch... I was so nervous up there in front of the judge, but (hehe) I think I made the cop nervous too... which is weird... a 100 lb Asian girl... so intimidating... I guess the boyfriend would agree that I can be a bit terrifying. small but ferocious like a pomeranian dog!

haha! so no heavy penalty... the two others in front of me each got a 300 dollar penalty... wow... and not to mention car insurance hike... phew!

2 comments:

Andy said...

LOL good for you!

Travis said...

Exonerated!!!