Poland's Mermaid Statues getting work done

(mermaids don't have nipples... lol)

Poland is serious about plastic surgery …even on their mermaid statues. They have done boob jobs and lipo on many of their statues!

It all got inspired by a little place called Ustka, and the trend has followed.

Decades ago, when craftsmen first made the statue, the ideal of femininity was a stout female body type. Now, the town council wants the mermaid to slim down and get some serious chest enhancements. Says a town spokesman: "We are considering altering the mermaid slightly by making her breasts bigger and making her leaner.”

The drastic plastic surgery comes after councillors decided that the mermaid's breasts were too small and her hips too wide.

The mermaids' looks became a hot topic during talks in the city hall on a promotion campaign for Ustka.

'She will become more attractive and Ustka will gain publicity.'

lol... this was just way too funny, especially the last comment.. As if some silly statues would promote more tourism... yea... I can just hear it now, "I just have to go see the enhanced mermaids!"... ugh I'm tired of these types of posts... no more about this crap! but still funny...